The BirdWars have begun. I have begun the endeavor with a preemptive counterattack against their strongholds underneath the eaves. I will next initiate the Bird Defense Plan to ensure eaveland security, and next month (when the first waves of their assualts are expected) I will begin a daily hose patrol to ensure that no new beacheads are established. If all other methods fail, I will be forced to employ the MAD (Mossberg Assured Destruction) Option to secure final victory!
(Just having my yearly struggle with the swallows who like to build their nests in great quantity beneath the eaves of my home, pooping everywhere and generally making a huge mess. They won’t be so lucky, this time…)